Tag: The Onion
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The Pope’s Performance Review
Francis is required by Vatican workplace guidelines to meet at least once a year with his immediate superior.
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The Monument to Atheism in Florida; The Onion on the Universe
“It was not a bad day because the atheists were allowed to install their monument on government property, or anywhere else. It was a bad day because the monument is so damn ugly.”
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Pope Francis Resigns!
Breaking news from Rome!
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Pope To Identify With Catholic Youth By Giving Up On Catholicism
And some people think Pope Benedict XVI is hidebound conservative.
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God Admits Humans Not Most Impressive Creation
‘It’s Mountains,’ Says Divine Being.
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Man Turns to God
Reached for comment, God chuckled to reporters that Gatsas is, indeed, a real piece of work.
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Pope to ease up on Jesus talk
Pontiff Trying To Be Not So In-Your-Face With That Stuff
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Bipolar disorder?
The Intelligent Design folks won’t like this.
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New edition of the Bible specifically mentions Second Amendment
“The Lord is my shepherd, and the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.”